“hey ****, i promised myself that i’d stop bugging you but i thought i would round off my asinine-ness by letting you know that i’ve had a crush on you on and off since literally the first day of freshman year when i first noticed you. and i think that are acting really differently with me, and that maybe its because you know and have a girlfriend. but yeah now i’m backing off and you don’t have to worry about it, i won’t bother you.”
followed by an immediately log off. I’ll never know his response. I avoided him for weeks.